IT Conspiracy

Our computers always stop working and we have to call tech support and spend lots of time and money to have someone fix them. As soon as we have it back, we discover something else is now broken and we must call tech support again. The truth is, IT people are secretly programming our computers to break just after we get them back so we will have to call them again. The whole thing is just a conspiracy for them to make money and stay employed.

Pay attention the next time you buy a new computer. I bet you all the bad problems start happening just after the warranty expires.